I desperately need some free time to write the 5 books that are flying around in my head before I kill you all. (I can’t think of a better reason to donate to someone’s Patreon, can you?) More than that, I need time to promote myself. sHere’s a perfect example: every time I see somebody …
Happy D-Day! To celebrate freedom everywhere, the Supreme Court ruled that bakeries can’t be forced to make a gay wedding cake, which I guess is what we’re arguing about now (it’s sillier than “should we go die to get rid of the Nazis?,” but I think it’s an argument most of us would prefer). Now …
I’ve decided to make the Memento Morons vodcast a more or less regular thing. (Wow, that’s commitment. Well, as usual, I have to do shit to pay the bills.) Not JUST because we’re becoming an idiocracy where no one reads, but that’s part of it. However, people are also generally busier than is humane, and …
So, after all of this retarded hullaballoo, the first book of the Elektra’s Revenge series, LYFE, came out this Saturday for purchase via Kindle and paperback. With a beautiful cover by Jamie Mason. Whoo fucking hoo, and fuck you to all the slush pile dummies who failed to read the damn thing. There’s a humiliating …
So last week, I was in the middle of prepping my first thriller, THE SEINE VENDETTA, for publication. I didn’t aim to be a thriller writer. But writers without trust funds have to go where the money is. My first love was sci-fi, but alas, I fell for her in a better age. I’ve been …
Ah, dumb radical leftists. They are the comedy gift that never quits giving. This is why I subscribe to Alternet and Everyday Feminism’s email lists. The lack of self-awareness makes me feel better about my dumb self every time another gem lands in my inbox. AT LEAST I’M NOT YOU! What brand of sand do …
Yeah, another massive tragedy. I’m almost numb. So I can actually think. And it occurs to me: We Americans don’t go about Yosemite Samming because we have lax gun laws. We have lax gun laws because we’re Yosemite Sam. Yesterday I heard a YouTuber I usually enjoy (Atheism is Unstoppable) going on about how Americans …
Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat. I do not like Sinead O’Connor. The sound of her voice makes me want to kill her even more than she wants to kill herself. Her politics are retarded. Her music is dreadful. She is everything that was lame about the 1990s. But I do feel …
Drooling with transparent projection and gleefully un-self-aware, hordes of brain-damaged Twitter addicts who have spent the last ten years saying things they don’t believe in hopes of getting five more followers will think it’s clever to accuse me of trying to be cool and snobby like the popular kids.
I don’t write about relationships a lot (unless you consider NVSQVAM to be relationship advice), but here’s someone who does. You might find it a refreshing break from my flavor of misanthropy. It’s pretty misanthropic, just from a somewhat wackier direction. You could also say slap-happy. Anyway, fellow humor writers need to stick together! This …