Sometimes your radical moderate answer really is pretty fringey, because one of the fringes accidentally hit the nail on the head.
Bob Dylan Winning the Nobel for Literature Might Suck, But the Nobel Prize is Not What You Think
Then I remembered that the Nobel for literature is bullshit anyway.
A Reprieve! But My Soap Is Still Gone, and the DEA Hates Guinea Pigs.
When the ordeal was finally over, the poor guinea pig spent days cowering under the mess in the center of the floor, refusing to come out.
I’m Scrubbing My Skin off Here: My Illegal Soap
… and oh yeah, sometimes they would mix rat poison in with the leaf powder (just joking, DEA, you dumb fucks).
NO CONFIDENCE: Vote for Yourself
If the vote were restricted to people who didn’t act like farm animals I would almost find democracy tolerable.
Me for Dictator: An Interactive Survey
Hi! If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed and follow me on Twitter. Thanks for visiting! We would all like to think we would personally make great benevolent (or otherwise) dictators. But deep down inside, which human right would you be most tempted to strip away once you went […]
Devil Trump for President! (If You Really Must)
What message would this send to Muslim extremists? That’s right: “We’re all totally on board with indiscriminately bombing the shit out of you.”
Strikes, Floods, Muslims, and Other Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Jesus Christ, France. Christ on a red, white, and blue pogo stick wearing a djellaba.
The Next Terrorist Attack in France
YOU ARE GIVING TERRORISTS A PERFECT OPENING TO BLOW YOU ALL TO HELL, YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS.
Millennials Are Dumb, International Edition: Nuit Debout and the El Khomri Law
The Loi El Khomri is supposed to allow millennials into the work force by making French employees easier to fire; it’s a tiny dose of the free market, designed to evilly pry them from the warm, mushy arms of the welfare state.
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