Monthly Archives: April 2009

Pirates?

PIRATES! (Slaps self in face, giggling hysterically.) FUCKING PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pompey Magnus told us TWO THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS AGO that he had this shit under control. Fucking politicians, man. Seriously, though, I can’t get over this pirate thing. I’m not so much taken aback by the fact that there are still pirates, but—to paraphrase They Might …