My latest slice o’ fictional/dystopian misery is about the be immortalized in The Big Click webzine! Which is full of great shit if you like a depressing/crime related read. For those who are somehow unaware (and many seem to be, since the only things on Amazon that sell worse than my books are freeze-dried slug vomit and illegal exotic pet corpses), I do write fiction. And having people read it is one of those things that pops my brain with enough endorphins to make things seem OK for a little while. Though not long enough for me to get preggers, don’t you worry. Ohhhh no. Anyway, reading this will cost ya little to nothing, so what do you have to lose? Besides what’s left of your innocence, my child. Of course.
And yes, it will be a week or so before my story actually goes live, and yes, damn sure I will remind you.