FREE BOOKS FROM HOPELESS BOOKS UNINC.

In honor of my frightening new power as a publishing empress (tremble, worm food!), I’m offering you five days of ABSOLUTELY FREE ACCESS to my/our retroactive first release, 2008’s comic murder mystery GIRL DETECTIVES.

GIRL DETECTICES was a tragic slapstick that unwittingly served as a chronicle of what Jeopardy mogul Neal Pollack recently called the dying of the light of hard-core paper journalism in Chicago. It’s available from now, Nov. 2, through this Wednesday, Nov. 5 as

AN ABSOLUTELY FREE EBOOK!

And NO, cats and kittens, you do NOT have to own a Kindle or any other special device or pay a fee or ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, even though Amazon tries to keep this information hidden in its shitty interface; go

HERE TO DOWNLOAD FREE APPS.

It’s all free. So what’s your excuse? You don’t like funny? You don’t like first novels? You don’t like me? Fair enough. But personally, when I see a free book in the Dumpster, I pick it up.

Love,
Ann

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