Rants

Now I Think it Has Gotten Worse

If anyone at all was reading this blog, it has lain dormant due to Fate and teeth-kickings. I don’t suppose I believe in Fate, but if I did I would seriously suspect that She plans on using me to generate very dark and hopeless writings. Perhaps she wants all of humanity to finally wake up …

Feel That?

Do ya FEEL it? I think, higher up, even they can hear it grind: it’s the wheel of history, crushing the peasants again. You whined and whined when it crushed your dreams, but the fun’s only beginning: wait ’til it crushes your bones! Ha ha! One likes to tell oneself that at least the wheel …

Pirates?

PIRATES! (Slaps self in face, giggling hysterically.) FUCKING PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pompey Magnus told us TWO THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS AGO that he had this shit under control. Fucking politicians, man. Seriously, though, I can’t get over this pirate thing. I’m not so much taken aback by the fact that there are still pirates, but—to paraphrase They Might …