So, after all of this retarded hullaballoo, the first book of the Elektra’s Revenge series, LYFE, came out this Saturday for purchase via Kindle and paperback. With a beautiful cover by Jamie Mason. Whoo fucking hoo, and fuck you to all the slush pile dummies who failed to read the damn thing. There’s a humiliating …
Ah, dumb radical leftists. They are the comedy gift that never quits giving. This is why I subscribe to Alternet and Everyday Feminism’s email lists. The lack of self-awareness makes me feel better about my dumb self every time another gem lands in my inbox. AT LEAST I’M NOT YOU! What brand of sand do …
You can throw up in your mouth all you like about how ugly Trump’s nationalism is. At least he’s doing the job he was hired for.
Even if you hate him so bad that the way he pets a dog just makes you wanna punt him and the dog both across the room, you have to admit, this is pretty goddamn amazing. Put aside the way you feel about his policies or his stupid face for a moment and think about it.
Sometimes your radical moderate answer really is pretty fringey, because one of the fringes accidentally hit the nail on the head.
Then I remembered that the Nobel for literature is bullshit anyway.
If the vote were restricted to people who didn’t act like farm animals I would almost find democracy tolerable.
Dear my leftist friends: the people who are mad about Trump aren’t literally insane. They’re sick of getting taken advantage of from both sides.
(You think I’m going to tell you which case I think I fit? Ha!)
I’ve often said that if I were a man or a feminist I would be able to buy my own island by now. (So why don’t I become a feminist? Because I’ve gone this far without you animals turning me into a liar; why switch horses midstream? Also, feminism is the opposite of good for …