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Doing me taxes…

… and wondering why it is that people without babies always have to pay more taxes, but people without them are the ones who get all the benefits. I mean, you don’t subsidize my novels. Why should we?, you huff. I’m clever enough, and could have gone into a more lucrative field, like, say, dull …

Told you so

Hey, can I call ’em? The Boers and Bernstein show on Chicago talk radio just turned ten; it’s the longest-running sports radio show in town. I wrote about them for the Reader, what — nine years ago? Check the archive. But just so you know, I know what’s goddamn funny, goddamn it, even if I’m …